Yeah, we basically just talk about porn for 14 minutes.
Episode 6 – Montage
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"I might not fully enjoy these, but I never just turn it off, I’m too curious to see what will happen." — Emily
Yeah, we basically just talk about porn for 14 minutes.
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haha Joel you just made my month, nice Moustache!
Haha, thanks
Glad you liked it!
Thanks for the advice guys! Love it. Have already tried some of it before. Planned a road trip this summer with all my best girl friends and she wasn’t invited. She wasn’t aware of it at the time, but there were definitely going to be Facebook photos. Fell through in the end. But lots of great ideas to try. I will try to poop in her hot tub. Figuratively.
Glad we could be of assistance and thanks for sending a question!
Porn with Friends: A How-To
The thing is that you can’t have people of the same orientation in the room watching. I would never watch porn with my boyfriend, but I have watched it with female friends. You were right on with the MST3K reference, though, because that’s what you do. Find something weird and riff on it.
Your avatar image and posting name makes this comment tremendously confusing for me.
That avatar is incredibly old. I tried to get rid of it (I’m the only non-one-of-you-guys with one) but I couldn’t. It’s a joke shot taken a very long time ago for a nature walk pamphlet made for an environmental science course that was excessively humorous. I promise. Also, you should totally tell me how to get rid of it and replace it with a picture that doesn’t make me look like a girl.
ae3tFH Good point. I hadn’t thought about it quite that way.
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Joel:
If Ben still hasn’t seen any MST3K, promise me you’ll make him watch some. He needs to know.
I’ve watched, I’ve watched.
Ha! You guys are funny
I have a toxic friend. I shall try your techniques for dumping her…so should I do it between her wedding ceremony and the reception? I mean, she is SUCH a Bridezilla…
do it before the wedding! dumping her early = not having to buy a wedding gift. WIN!
Ooooh. Do it ON the wedding day!
“See you around!”
Now I really want to see that montage of the ejaculation with the music. Please, please, please make that video.
I sincerely like the idea of Joel slaving away on a video compilation of male porn.
This may one day happen.
Great. Now all I want to do is go watch Porn.
WITH MY FRIENDS.
Let me know how that goes. I really can’t decide whom I would like (I don’t know if that’s the right word) to watch porn with.
“with whom I would like to watch porn.”
With whom I would least hate to watch porn?
I don’t think it’s ever gonna be something you *like*
Only one way to find out.
Episode 7: The gang watches porn together.
I have a “friend” who’s only around during July and August, so I get to guilt-trip her into taking me to her beach house. It works out well!
Why are you all sad?
God I’m late to the party. Uhhhh so last Saturday one of my female friends stumbled upon, f**k knows how, maybe it was with her boyfriend, RedTube and found really crappy hentai that probably had two voice actors: a girl who could moan, and a guy who sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. So while I’m sitting there talking to her boyfriend about something nerdy, she brings up this debauchery for all to see. Which then leads to the three of us watching “live” cams for different fetishes. Unexpectedly, I totally did not feel like a third wheel, it was kind of like being an art critique. I feel like we should have been sipping espresso and smoking cloves. Anywho, sometimes crap that is just un-freaking-comprehendable falls into your lap, and you cannot help but watch the train wreck unfold infront of you as you try to hide your erection (yes, I would have to agree that’s polite, don’t wave it around unsolicited).
And a lovely episode.
So I was reading the archives of Ben’s blog and came upon these videos and I don’t know but for some reason I was under the impression they were recent. As in, I watched the first 5 yesterday and the 6th one today and was super pumped because it felt like perhaps you would be making a new one soon, and then I noticed the time/date stamp is from 2010. Sadsies. Make a new video! I am so entertained by you three! I don’t care what you talk about-it’s all amusing. I know Amy is knocked up now but you should make a new one before the kid pops out and she has no time! Love!
We’ve been talking about doing another episode… Who knows?!
Glad you liked the episodes!